While the cat's away...

While the princess and I were out of town and the king was at work, the prince and a friend borrowed (yep, they did have permission) the falcon suits (the new one is so much cooler than the old one!), and headed to the top of the town to make a video on their longboards. (Yes, the same longboard he broke his arm riding, but he is a little more cautious now...or so he claims.) The video is too long for Blogger, and it's purpose was some longboard company contest, but here are some cool still photos. Dorks--must I end every post about him like that???

He did insist that he wear the cooler of the two costumes!

Showcase!

After a long day of dance yesterday, we headed to pizza and a dance showcase. The princess did Halo with her peeps once last time--but then, everytime I think it's the last time I'll see them perform Halo, another opportunity presents itself. We'll see how that pans out. Other dance schools from across the state also showed off their dancers. It was GREAT! More dance this morning and then we head home! (Insert Snoopy Happy Dance here!)

The princess, Christian and Megan...our roommates!

Mary Beth and Christian

The Princess and Yours Truly

Dance Workshop--Day Two--Hip Hop

Dance Workshop--Day Two--Jazz

Hip Hop and Modern--Day 1

The princess is feeling sore this morning. Hip hop was quite a workout. There were also 2 modern classes, a jazz class, and a theater class that was really just more hip hop. Her favorite this fall is the hip hop, but it's also the class making her sore as the teacher does an intense core workout as a warm up. We're off to the same classes today with a little ballet thrown in for fun and a "show" tonight where each dance school will feature one dance. Woot Woot!

The first two photos are from hip hop III.

These are from modern "leaps, turns, and jumps" class. They are leaping!

Dance Workshop--Day One--Hip Hop

Internet Thief!

I must confess that I am an internet thief. I don't steal access, but I do steal photos. The last 4 blog posts were all photos taken from other people's facebook accounts. And I feel no remorse. This photo was taken from a blog I stalk! Is her hair hilarious or what??? It makes me smile! We are off on a dance/road trip adventure later today. I hope to be a faithful blogger while on the road, but time (and internet access) will tell!

More Cousins

Silly!

Great shot! We're talking Christmas Card quality!

Oops! Snuck a sisty in there too! :)

And for the record, I'm thinking Becky looks more like her mother...not so much like me!

Hee hee!

Homecoming 2010

My sister is "lucky" enough to have 2 kids in high school right now. Twice the fun for homecoming! And their homecoming is a little more formal than ours, as you can see by how nicely Mariah and Tyson were dressed!

Mariah

Tyson and Friend

I'm Ready For My Close-Up

The cheer team went down-town last week with a professional photographer for a photo shoot. These photos were taken with someone's cell phone as they were waiting their turn. The photographer wanted an "urban" look so they were in a nasty alley, and it's probably good they are all current on their tetanus shots. As you can see, the prince has recruited his friend, Lakota, to cheer with him--a little more testosterone was apparently needed on the stunt squad. Also, the prince likes this cheer shirt much less than his blue one. He's pretty sure the white makes him look fat! :)

School Should Be Harder!

I don't remember if the princess told me this happened in Health or Social Studies on Friday, but either way, they had way too much free time on their hands. When they got done with their assignment, the teacher let them socialize. It went something like this:

Hey, Bailey, let me French braid you bangs.




Hey! Princess! That's hurting a little!

Come on, Mason. Hannah and I will show you how it's done.

Dorks!

Commas Matter

Go eat Grandma.

Go eat, Grandma.

Here's another one

This happened yesterday too. I was helping a 7th grader with some vocabulary. He was having to write a sentence with certain words in it. He came to the word "wean". He asked what it meant so I said, "You know, like a puppy has to be weaned from it's mother's milk before it can go to a new home."

He thought for a minute and then said, "Can I write, 'My dad is being weaned off Zoloft.'?"

"Sure."

Laughing on the inside and a little bit of "too much information"!

LOL

Sometimes it's the little things that make me laugh out loud.

For example, yesterday my sister sent me a test. She decided to take her 4 year old to McDonald's to play while she tried to read the last 3 days' worth of newspapers. Alas, it was not meant to be. All those screaming kids gave her a huge headache!

Sorry sisty, but that made me laugh out loud!

Today during 7th period( the end of the day!!!) an 8th grader asked me if he could finish his lunch in class.

Okay.

So I could hear him mumbling away. When I looked over at him, he was having a long conversation with his cheese stick. Upon further listen, it was clear he was impressed with the nutritional value of the cheese stick and then went on to apologize to the cheese stick for pulling him apart.

Seriously, I was laughing out loud.

But he topped it off when after he finished his soda, he got up to throw the can away, and as he walked to the garbage he said, "This is the saddest part about drinking a soda...finishing it."

I was trying NOT TO roll on the floor laughing because I don't want to encourage this late-afternoon feasting, but he was cracking me up today!!!

Finally, after school, I stopped by the office for a minute, and the secretary and I were laughing at all the kids who say that teachers "make" them do work. The princess was there and added that her English teacher is "making" her read a book she's not interested in. There was a boy standing there so I asked him, "What are they making you do?"

I fully expected him to answer, "Social Studies or Science," or something along those lines.

Nope! His answer, "Community service."

Oh my! I did have the presence of mind to laugh under my breath at that one.

So thanks for the laughs and keep 'em comin'!

Happy Birthday Marty!

Happy Birthday your royal Martiness! :)

Happy Birthday Robin!

Hey Robin! Hope you had a great day. Sorry this is late. For some reason I was thinking you were the day before Marty (who's birthday is in a couple of days) instead of the day before Kathi! My apologies. Hope it was a great day!

Autism--A Boy's View

At school we see many kids with Autism. It's diagnosis continues to grow. There is a spectrum of Autism, and some kids function quite well. I would venture to guess that one of my kids might have been (maybe still is) mildly, mildly autistic as a toddler. Or maybe that was just toddlerism at its finest. Autistic children are often very gifted and/or intelligent though breaking through their walls to discover their gifts is very often difficult.

At any rate, I just finished reading an article written by a mom whose son is autistic. He just started school. She believes that on the autism scale, he's probably moderately autistic. One night, as she was sitting in his room, he told her how his brain works. She happened to have her computer with her so typed up, verbatim, what he said. It's fascinating.

"I have a little doorknob on a little door that has 10,000 computers in it," he said. "There are even little doors that have more. I have this control panel with two levers. You pull the lever, and then I can think of something. So that's how my brain works.

"I count the ABC's and then I try to get the letters. So that's how I know the ABC's. And now I don't forget them anymore. I go ABC, DEFG, HIJK, LMNOP, QRS, TUV, WXY and Z. Now I know my ABC's, next time won't you germ with me."

He paused. I did not want him to stop. I wanted to know everything, because I think that knowing him will let me protect him. I am wrong, of course.

"Is that how you do math?" I asked, quietly. I was afraid to move his train of thought. "Do you do math with the levers?"

He shook his head no.

"This door called the Multiplication Center is almost as close as the library in my brain. It has one computer, and then I have four, and tomorrow I will have 16. And then I have these little flaps that you flip and you color them and see if you make some multiplication, the math, the worksheets."

He continued down the hallway of his mind.

"Down in my lab I think about germs. I think about Pull-Ups and I think about 'Star Wars,' Indiana Jones, Batman. Legos are in my lab.

"And guess what else? Next over there I got the attic. That attic is full of junk. There are beach balls and stuff everywhere, a lot of things in there. And I think people have played with them.

"I have a school place. This one is kind of like my classrooms, but mine is mixed up. It is upside down, kind of. I have the school Legos, they go right there, because I have this little shelf that we can put things, but we don't put things at the bottom."

Happy Birthday Kathi!

Enjoy your day!

10-10-10

Now that's a cool date!

Rainy Saturday

It's rained most of the day. It'll be good sleeping tonight. The kids have cleaned their rooms. One has gotten rid of more than the other. It's hard when you've inherited the pack-rat gene from your forefathers. I'm thinking it might be a RedBox night. Gotta love RedBox.

Weeds!

The king has informed me that for the first time that he can ever remember, he's had to spray weeds in our yard/rocks in October. Our weather has been that good that we have weeds again. Wow! Not that either of us is complaining. Some rain in September and GREAT temperatures for the last 2-3 weeks (70's and 80's during the day) have made conditions great for them to grow. Those conditions have also made for some of the nicest fall days I can ever remember. It cools off at night too. so we have the windows open instead of running the air conditioner. The leaves are changing and falling so the colors are beautiful. It won't last, but we are sure enjoying it while we can!

Don't Forget Me!

With all the news about the prince lately, I thought I should let you know that the princess is alive and well. This photo is from a couple of years ago--pre-braces. She doesn't have that gap in her teeth anymore, and even the shape of her jaw is different now! There will be princess updates soon. She and I head down the road with some of our BFFs in a couple of weeks for a long weekend of dance, dance, dance workshops! ROAD TRIP!

TWIRP? TWIPR?

TWIRP is the formal dance in high school that the girl invites the boy to. Yesterday I got a call from "the girl's" mom asking if the prince would be home at a certain time and warning that we would be "ding-dong-ditched" (knock and run). The prince went to this dance last year and had a lot of fun. At around 5:00, this is what happened:

Ding Dong

"Prince, the door is for you." (Get my camera ready--I'm so glad I got a heads-up phone call!)

Hmmm...something on the door step.

A fish bowl? With a Beta in it?

"Cool!"

The girl's name is Megan. She's a freshman at his school, but they met this summer at the fair. They've been texting ever since. As "small world" would have it, I know her mom through other friends, so I knew she was going to ask him to this dance a few weeks ago. They were having a conversation the other day, and she asked him if he had pets. He said, "No, but if I had a fish, I'd name it Cat." Thus the sign. The back of the bowl says, "TWIRP? TWIRP? TWIRP? With Megan?" He promptly called her to say he'd go! Fun!

You Know You're Having A Bad Day When...

I've got 2 cracked ribs, but I can still play Saturday.

A student just walked into my room. Eighth grade. When they don't bring their PE clothes, the PE teacher sends them to my room to read. I figured that was what was going on when he showed up with a book.

I said "No gym clothes?"

No. I have two cracked ribs so I can't do PE.

How did you do that?

I got hit playing football on Saturday.

Oh, so you're out of football for awhile?

No, I'm still going to play on Saturday.

WHAT?? You can't do PE, but you'll play on Saturday?

He just shrugged.

Toothbrush Diplomacy

Sometimes, when I'm tired, preoccupied, or otherwise distracted, I accidentally use the king's toothbrush. I know. EWWW. Gross. You don't have to tell me. And you certainly don't have to tell him. He really freaks out. Now, in thinking this through I think he overacts a bit. I think the stuff he puts in his mouth is far yuckier than what I do. And we do breath in each others' faces all night so if germs are being transferred it's as likely it will happen that way as with the toothbrush. Still, I get his point. I even make sure the dentist gives me a purple toothbrush each time I go in so that I always have purple and don't have to get confused every 6 months with a toothbrush color change. This weekend he bought himself a new toothbrush. It's about as different from mine as you can possibly get. Maybe that'll work. Maybe not. The next step will be putting out toothbrushes in our own separate drawers instead of in the shared cup. I'm sure that would work, but I know his would never make it into his drawer and would sit on the counter all the time. That's not going to work for me. Wait! I know...separate bathrooms!

More Spirit Week Photos

The Falconator

The prince, doing what he does best, during the school song. The sound isn't great, but you get the idea. He's got mad white-boy moves in the middle!

Homecoming WIN!

Going AMA, we let the prince mascot at homecoming yesterday. The team won 28-0, which I am sure was due, in part, to the awesome mascot! ;)

A last minute, good luck knuckle from his aunt.

A bit of last minute advice from Lakota.

And we're off!

Spirit Week

The Homecoming Game is today. This was spirit week. On Monday the prince wore this year's t-shirt (I'm wearing mine today!). Tuesday was cinema day--he wore his banana costume and said he spent the day explaining that he wasn't the Chaquita Banana...yeah, I still don't get it either. Not sure what was going on Wednesday, but it must not have appealed to him as he didn't dress up. Yesterday was Nerd day--Nerds of the world, UNITE! He sort of pulled it off with the hair slicked over and all. But the red tie and red Converse make him too hip. He came home after school and showered to get the gel out of his hair! Today he'll dress out in Skyview Blue! Go Falcons!

Yes, I know. He didn't really pull off the nerd pose either!