Dave Berry says:

I received a recent email that quotes Dave Berry. I did not check its authenticity, but found these life lessons funny enough for the blog.

There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.