The Zen of Sarcasm
1. Do not walk ahead of me for I may not follow. Do not walk behind me for I may not lead. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
3. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
4. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably a wise investment.
5. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Yes, I saved the best for last!!!
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