Code of the West

I have probably posted some of these before, but with hunting season upon us, I thought they were worth repeating!

Code of the West

1
Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2
Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3
Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.'
I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter
how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust on your
Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4
They are cattle. That's why they smell to you. They
smell like money to us. Get over it.

5
So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have
$250,000 combines that are driven only 3 weeks a
year.

6
Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being
friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7
If that cell phone rings while a bunch of geese/pheasants/ ducks/doves are comin' in during the
hunts, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better
hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8
Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really
want sushi and caviar you can get them at the bait
store on the corner.

9
The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season.
It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to
the first of November.

10.
We open doors for women. That's applied to all women,
regardless of age.

11.
Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water
hazards -- it spooks the fish.

12.
We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and
Marines than all of you put together, so don't mess
with us.