"He's wearing my scarf!"

One of the 8th grade girls came to class with a scarf around her neck. One of the boys asked to borrow it and wore it for a few minutes. One of the other boys said, "You must be gay if you're wearing that." I replied, "Cross-dressers are not necessarily homosexuals." This opened the door for a bunch of questions I was NOT going to answer. I'm going to have to learn to bite my tongue a LOT in this new job!