More Foxworthy

I got this email.  Not sure if they are really from Jeff Foxworthy, but they're funny
none-the-less!


Jeff  Foxworthy on School Employees
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you believe the playground should be equipped
with a Ritalin salt lick.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you want to slap the next person who says,
'Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers  off'.
  
YOU  might be a school employee if you can tell it's a full moon or if it's going to
rain, snow, hail....anything!!! Without ever looking outside.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you believe, 'shallow gene pool' should have
its own box on a report card.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if when out in public, you feel the urge to
snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct  their behavior.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you think people should have a government
permit before being allowed to reproduce.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you encourage an obnoxious parent to check
into charter schools or home schooling and are willing to donate the U-HAUL boxes
should they decided to move out of district.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if you think caffeine should be available in
intravenous form.
 
YOU  might be a school employee if meeting a child's parent instantly answers
this question, 'Why is this kid like this?'