You Know You're a Redneck

My lab phone rang the other day. It was a teacher who was expecting the prince to deliver something to her after school. She said, "Tell the prince not to come over. I just got a call from my husband and have to meet him at the emergency room."

"Oh, no," I said. "Is he okay?"

"Well, he cut his leg with a chain saw."

She seemed very calm while relaying this to me so I said, "Why are you calling me. Just GO!!"

"Oh, no," she said, "This is not the FIRST time he's done this."

I couldn't help it. I burst out laughing and said to her, "You know you're a redneck when you can start a sentence, 'I just cut my leg with a chain saw AGAIN."