Public Service Announcement

With the king's birthday tomorrow, I thought I should share this important service announcement.  He's not 55 yet, but it never hurts to be prepared.

For those who are over 55 . . . despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together.

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly-button ring and a gall-bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in Fashion for the 'Older folks' .....

14. Thongs and Depends